Everyone filed in the church quickly and quietly. There was a few minutes of silence, and the priest finally stood up at the end of the altar.

Priest: Friends and loved ones, we are gathered here today to remember something important. My dick is so big, that I wear in the winter as a scarf. May Gumball Watterson step up to the altar.

Gumball then stood up and went up to the altar. When he got to the top, he didn't know what to say to the people. He stood still for a minute, and then spoke.

Gumball: Thanks, polenta. You are right, I always was there for free shit. Cobby, you are-

Cobby: Cool?

Gumball: ...An Danish man.

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